What did the doctor
say to the patient after surgery? "That's enough out of you."
What did one tonsil
say to the other tonsil? "Did you hear? The doctor's taking
us out tonight."
What did one eye say
to the other eye?
"Between you and me,
something smells!" |
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A mother brings her five year old son to
the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left
ear and a banana in his right ear.
"So Doctor, what do you think is the
matter with my little boy?" she asks.
The doctor replies, "He's just not eating
properly." |
"Doctor, Doctor, my little boy just swallowed
a roll of film!"
"Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops."
"Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!"
"When did this happen?"
"When did what happen?" |
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