What did the doctor say to the patient after surgery?  "That's enough out of you."

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?  "Did you hear?  The doctor's taking us out tonight."

What did one eye say to the other eye? 
"Between you and me, something smells!"

A mother brings her five year old son to the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
 "So Doctor, what do you think is the matter with my little boy?" she asks.
The doctor replies, "He's just not eating properly."


"Doctor, Doctor, my little boy just swallowed a roll of film!"
"Hmmmm.  Let's hope nothing develops."

"Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!"
"When did this happen?"
"When did what happen?"




If you went to the Doctor, and she put the stethoscope into her nostrils instead of her ears, should you assume she nose what she is doing? 
More doctor jokes
And even more of them
Silly riddles
Food jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
That's an easy one! She was feeling crummy!
How about sending some jokes? If I think that they're as great as you do, I'll add them to this page!
When you're feeling pretty low and when
everyone but you seems to know what's 
going on, this is the place to visit. Glad 
that you decided to do just that! 

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Joan Fleitas, Ed.D., R.N.
Associate Professor of Nursing, Lehman College, CUNY
Bronx, New York 10468

Last updated: November 14, 2004